If you ain't got no money take yo'stinky cat home.
You say: If you ain't got no money take yo'stinky cat home.
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S,
yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Evil Kitty's flying the first class
Up in the sky,
Poppin' fish guts,
Livin' the life.
In the fast lane,
And Evil Kitty won't change,
For the glamorous, oh the stinky stinky.
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous (the glamorous life)
For the glamorous, oh the stinky stinky.
Wear them flea gold collars and bathtub ring.
All them ringworm things don't mean a thing.
Cat carriers and fluffy pillow things.
Shopping for expensive things.
Evil Kitty be here on the front porch swing.
Litter boxes or probably not.
Evil Kitty's not clean, Evil Kitty's not pristine.
Evil Kitty's no queen, but kind of a stinky thing.
Yo quero Taco Bell,
Oh wait, that's not me.
Coming through the drivethrough you detect my smell.
Evil Kitty don't care, I'm still me,
No matter how many records I pee.
After the show or after the Grammys,
Evil Kitty likes to go cool out with the Norman Bates Momma family.
Sippin' milk, reminiscing on days when I only had Smelly Cat for my friend.
And now Evil Kitty's in...
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous (the glamorous life)
For the glamorous, oh the stinky stinky.
