Evil Kitty thinks that Tony Stewart better lay off the pork and beans. Pretty soon his car will be too heavy to make it around the track.

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Dedicated to Norman Bates Momma --- Evil Kitty's faithful owner











If you ain't got no money take yo'stinky cat home.
You say: If you ain't got no money take yo'stinky cat home.
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S,
yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Evil Kitty's flying the first class
Up in the sky,
Poppin' fish guts,
Livin' the life.
In the fast lane,
And Evil Kitty won't change,
For the glamorous, oh the stinky stinky.

The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous (the glamorous life)
For the glamorous, oh the stinky stinky.

Wear them flea gold collars and bathtub ring.
All them ringworm things don't mean a thing.
Cat carriers and fluffy pillow things.
Shopping for expensive things.
Evil Kitty be here on the front porch swing.
Litter boxes or probably not.
Evil Kitty's not clean, Evil Kitty's not pristine.
Evil Kitty's no queen, but kind of a stinky thing.
Yo quero Taco Bell,
Oh wait, that's not me.
Coming through the drivethrough you detect my smell.
Evil Kitty don't care, I'm still me,
No matter how many records I pee.
After the show or after the Grammys,
Evil Kitty likes to go cool out with the Norman Bates Momma family.
Sippin' milk, reminiscing on days when I only had Smelly Cat for my friend.
And now Evil Kitty's in...

The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous (the glamorous life)
For the glamorous, oh the stinky stinky.

Evil Kitty is not a Happy Kitty

Evil Kitty thinks know-it-all Bloggers that leave critical comments suck. You'd better watch out because if you leave Evil Kitty or any of Evil Kitty's friends a mean or know-it-all comment, Evil Kitty will pee on your premises for the rest of your life. Just so you know.

Evil Kitty is a princess!

Evil Kitty wants to be pampered and spoiled just like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie. Evil Kitty wants to go to rehab just to sneak out and buy Miller Lite. Evil Kitty wants to go to jail for a short time, even though Evil Kitty is a terrible driver and a terrible cat. Evil Kitty wants to get knocked up so Evil Kitty doesn't have to spend more than 1 hour in jail for a DUI. Because Evil Kitty doesn't have to pay for Evil Kitty's evils like regular kitties. Evil Kitty is special and Evil Kitty doesn't want anyone to forget it.

Evil Kitty wants to be rich and pampered, just like other kitties. Evil Kitty wants Evil Kitty's claws painted pink. Evil Kitty wants to carry around a poodle in Evil Kitty's purse. Evil Kitty wants to look like an idiot on tv. Will u shower Evil Kitty in praise Evil Kitty deserves because Evil Kitty was born into a wealthy family?

Look!

Evil Kitty liked to see comments left for Evil Kitty. Evil Kitty now has peeps! Evil Kitty is so happy and loved. If you cross Evil Kitty in the night Evil Kitty will claw your eyes out. So which Evil Kitty are you???

Ahem!

Evil Kitty is new to this litter of kitties. Evil Kitty sees many friends and Evil Kitty wants friends too. NOW!!!

Evil Kitty will scratch you if you don't be Evil's Kitty's friend.

Don't you wish you were an Evil Kitty just like me? Don't cha?