Evil Kitty wants to be pampered and spoiled just like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie. Evil Kitty wants to go to rehab just to sneak out and buy Miller Lite. Evil Kitty wants to go to jail for a short time, even though Evil Kitty is a terrible driver and a terrible cat. Evil Kitty wants to get knocked up so Evil Kitty doesn't have to spend more than 1 hour in jail for a DUI. Because Evil Kitty doesn't have to pay for Evil Kitty's evils like regular kitties. Evil Kitty is special and Evil Kitty doesn't want anyone to forget it.Evil Kitty wants to be rich and pampered, just like other kitties. Evil Kitty wants Evil Kitty's claws painted pink. Evil Kitty wants to carry around a poodle in Evil Kitty's purse. Evil Kitty wants to look like an idiot on tv. Will u shower Evil Kitty in praise Evil Kitty deserves because Evil Kitty was born into a wealthy family?
8 comments:
evil kitty, Paris Hilton is serious about making changes in the world. she visited children in the hospital while wearing her comfortable gold lame gown. I saw it on E!
Lindsay is just too young to be held accountable, that poor over exposed thing, no wait paris has the overexposed thing, well you see what I mean
that poor little nicole, why she's just a wisp of a thing. who would want her to suffer needlessloy?
Evil Kitty- I would love for you to take a shower. Or, wait, is that what you said? Oh you said will I shower you in praise, etc...
I do have a large home and own a hotel. I don't own any "cut...cut... cutlery" though.
Kitty, this is serious, someone emailed me a picture of some kitchen knives. who do you think it could have been
It wasn't me. And Norman isn't allowed to touch the kitchen knives.
Evil Kitty doesn't get any perks until Evil Kitty makes a soft porn film called 'One Night In Evil Kitty,' or Evil Kitty has a dad called Evil Lionel Richie Kitty who sings dirty songs about making it with U.S currency like 'Penny Lover.'
Okay, so who is this you are talking about?
OUCH! Just kidding.
Evil kitty looks much more princess-like than any of those horrible girls mentioned in the post.
evil kitty, I have notice you over at Norman Bate's momma's blog.
I tried to warn you away from her.
It will be your fault if you wind up in a pie or as a wall decoration
sung to the tune of have you ever seen a lassie
Have you ever peed a mattress,
a mattress, a mattress
have you ever peed a mattress
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