Evil Kitty wants to be pampered and spoiled just like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie. Evil Kitty wants to go to rehab just to sneak out and buy Miller Lite. Evil Kitty wants to go to jail for a short time, even though Evil Kitty is a terrible driver and a terrible cat. Evil Kitty wants to get knocked up so Evil Kitty doesn't have to spend more than 1 hour in jail for a DUI. Because Evil Kitty doesn't have to pay for Evil Kitty's evils like regular kitties. Evil Kitty is special and Evil Kitty doesn't want anyone to forget it.Evil Kitty wants to be rich and pampered, just like other kitties. Evil Kitty wants Evil Kitty's claws painted pink. Evil Kitty wants to carry around a poodle in Evil Kitty's purse. Evil Kitty wants to look like an idiot on tv. Will u shower Evil Kitty in praise Evil Kitty deserves because Evil Kitty was born into a wealthy family?
